Written by David Fury & Jeannine Renshaw, Directed by James A. Contner

Guest starring Maury Sterling, Carey Cannon, Randall Slavin, and Alexis Denisof as Wesley

Co-starring Jason Creek as producer #1, Sean Smith as producer #2, Sara Devlin as producer #3, Jason Kim as Soon, Brett Gilbert as reptilian demon, Henry Kingi as Kungai demon, Lawrence Turner as Hank, Cheyenne Wilber as concierge, Dominique Jennings as Mac, Kotoko Kawamura as ancient Korean woman

"For every door that closes, another opens." -female oracle
"And for every one that opens...." -male oracle

"If you're a vampire, why aren't you in your coffin?" -Barney
"Coffin. I hate that stereotype. You're a demon and don't know anything about vampires?" -Angel
"Only what I learn from TV." -Barney
"Vampires don't sleep in coffins. it's a misconception made popular by hack writers and ignorant media." -Angel

"I'm a demon, sure, I'm evil, but hey, I'm not, y'know, EVIL." -Barney

"Why couldn't it have been mono or herpes?" -Cordelia
"Cordelia..." -Angel
"I didn't ask for this responsibility, unlike some people who shall remain lifeless." -Cordelia

"What was the vision?" -Angel
"Oh, who knows. It was a thing." -Cordelia
"A thing." -Angel
"An ugly grey blobby thing. What difference does it make?" -Cordelia
"The difference is, if you saw it in a vision, this could be an ugly grey blobby dangerous thing." -Angel
"I don't care. I want it out of me, and if kissing is the only way to get rid of it, I will smooch every damn frog in this kingdom." -Cordelia

"Doyle? He drank too much, and his taste in clothing was like a Greek tragedy. And he could be really sweet sometimes." -Cordelia

"You're not catching him without me by your side." -Wesley
"I had somebody by my side. He's dead now. I work alone." -Angel

"Now be a good girl and hold still. This'll only hurt a lot." -Barney to Cordelia

"He's a good cook for someone on a liquid diet." -Cordelia about Angel