Quotes from Blind Date

Wesley: "Demons with one eye, demons with twelve eyes - some with double vision - but no blind demons. Perhaps Angel's discovered a new species."
Cordelia: "What? Helen Kellerus Homicidalus?"

Wesley: "Perhaps she's simply learned to hone her senses around her disability. Angel said it was as if she anticipated his actions before he carried them out."
Cordelia: "A handy skill in a fight. Or on a date."

Cordelia: "Our first stop doesn't always have to be world of the weird, you know. Sometimes, actual human people can be just...awful."

Lee: "Is it me or is there something kind of...hot about her? Well, I'm just saying, I wouldn't say 'no'. I'd be too scared to."

Vanessa: "Thank you, Lindsey."
Lindsey: "You're welcome."
Vanessa: "It's nice to see you again."

Angel: "How am I supposed to fight evil if they won't even put it behind bars?"

Angel: "Sometimes I miss that clarity."
Cordelia: "But not the kill your friends and family part, right? Just checking!"

Lindsey: "What was your father? He was a merchant, right? Linen and silk? Did pretty well. Had a couple of servants until you killed them."
Angel: "Just the one."

Lindsey: "Well, our files aren't 100 percent, but I guess it's fair to say that...you've never seen anything like real poverty. I'm talking dirt poor - no shoes,no toilet. Six of us kids in a room, and come flu season it was down to four. I was seven when they took the house. They just came right in and took it. And my daddy is being nice, you know? Joking with the bastards while he signs the deed. Yeah, so we had a choice. Either you got stepped on or you got to stepping and I swore to myself that I was not going to be the guy standing there with the stupid grin on my face while my life got dribbled out..."
Angel: "I'm sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you're evil?"

Lindsey: "If I get myself killed, that'll convince you I've changed?"
Angel: "It's a start."

Cordelia: "Well, then. Seems pretty simple, except for the 'you'll-definitely-get-caught factor."

Gunn: "Give me one good reason."
Angel: "It'll be extremely dangerous."
Gunn: "Okay."

Gunn: "Woo-hoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe them. Damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a mecca. Now, now, girls, don't get all riled up."

Gunn: "OW! Did you just step on my foot?! Is that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me, up in this haven of justice?"

Lee: "Shouldn't we have been memoed or something?"
Lilah: "That's why they call them *random* mind readings."

Holland: "You can't get that out of the carpet. *Believe* me, we've tried."

Cordelia: "Hey, guess what they've been doing all day?"
Wesley: "Uh, saving the world?"
Cordelia: "Well, yeah. But they've been breaking encrypted computer files, too!"
Angel: "What are the odds, huh?"

Lindsey: "Sorry I'm late. I hope I didn't worry anyone."
Cordelia: "We just figured you were dead."

Wesley: "There is a design, Angel. Hidden in the chaos it may be, but...it's there. And you have your place in it."

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