Quotes from Rm w/a Vu

"People called them the Cordettes. A bunch of girls from wealthy families. They ruled the high school: decided what was in, who was popular. It was like the Soviet secret police if they cared about shoes." -Angel

"C'mon, you know I was crazy about her, and I was wearing her down too. But no, handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhangin' forehead. How about leaving some scraps for the homely lookin' fellas who don't turn evil when they get some." -Doyle

"Man doesn't have a mirror. Like it would kill to not see himself!" -Cordelia

"It's a system of checks and balances." -Doyle
"And some of your checks didn't balance." -Angel

"I am not giving up this apartment." -Cordelia
"It's haunted." -Angel
"It's rent controlled." -Cordelia

"Tell me, is this the same guy that helped me find my poltergeistalicious apartment?" -Cordelia

"Bile, we should have gotten more bile." -Doyle

"I'm not a snivelling whining little cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one." -Cordelia
"You're going to make yourself a noose, and put it around your..." -Mrs. Pierson
"Back off, Poly-grip. You think you're bad? All mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathertic Cordy? Well get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass outta this place, 'cause Lady, the bitch is back." -Cordelia

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