Quotes from Over the Rainbow

Cordelia: Good one, Cor, scream very loudly so the hell-beasts come to you.

Cordelia: Oh, thank God. And also, ew.

Lorne: I'd rather have a hydrochloric acid facial. I'd rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. I'd rather sit through a junior high school production of Cats. You see where I'm going with this?

Gavin: Angel, good afternoon.
Angel: Lawyers. Don't you people sleep during the day?

Angel: Why am I not on fire?
Gunn: Yo, that was phat.

Lorne: Ah, yes, home sweet hell.
Angel: Hey, I'm not on fire.
Wesley: And we're together. And we didn't merge into a freakish four-man Siamese twin.
Gunn: That was a risk? How come nobody told me that was a risk?
Angel: Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?

Lorne: You know, ordinarily I handle bad news really well. I just drown my sorrows in an ice-cold gin and tonic, little squeeze of lime... except for they don't have them here!

Lorne: Xenophobia is kind of a watch word where I'm from.
Gunn: I don't get it. Why are they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.
Wesley: Xenophobia? Fear of foreignors?
Gunn: Oh. Then can we pretend I just didn't say that?

Lorne: You three stay here, we need to keep a low profile.
Angel: Why?
Lorne: Because otherwise we might get beaten to death with sticks.

Gunn: I'll take the twenty on the left, you take the fifty on the right.
Angel: All right.

Lorne: Oh, am I glad to see you. You're so much less dead than I expected.

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