Quotes from There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb

Cordelia: I don't like it here anymore. I just want to go home.

Wesley: I should never have opened my mouth.
Gunn: I got a plan.
Wesley: Oh, good God, what is it?
Gunn: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Angel: I know these words. These are the words you use to open up the portals.
Fred: They're not words, they're consonant representations of a mathematical transfiguration formula.
Angel: Oh, well, obviously.

Wesley: Oh, in this world you get five.

Lorne: Wait a second. Since when do I have five toes?

Wesley: Why do people keep putting me in charge of things?
Gunn: I have no idea.

Gunn: He's Angel, he does that. How'd she do that?
Angel: She's Fred. She does that too.

Gunn: I'm only gonna say this once. The guys you sent to create those diversions are gonna die.
Wesley: Yes, they are. You try not to get anybody killed, you wind up getting everybody killed.

Gunn: You really think he'll come back?
Wesley: I need him to think it.

Angel: All right, what part of me being all noble here didn't get through?!

Cordelia: Don't hurt him. Stop. I love him... I love him.
Angel: You love me?
Cordelia: Not you, dumbass. Him! I love him.

Cordelia: It was really fun being your princess.

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