Quotes from First Impressions

Green demon: Somebody get these two love vamps a room.

Cordelia: Ugh, this place is never gonna get clean.
Wesley: Buck up, it's just a little dust.
Cordelia: Ugh, this isn't mere dust, this is son of dust. This is the kind of dust that spawns countless generations of little baby dust. I give up.
Wesley: Very well, we'll just move our offices back to your living room.
Cordelia: And I'm dusting.

Gunn: Could one of you go in there and knock on his coffin?
Cordelia: He doesn't use a coffin. And maybe you never heard the expression "Let sleeping vampires lie." He'll rise on his own, always does. Maybe we can help.
Gunn: You two? I find Deevak I'm gonna need more than C3PO and Stick-figure Barbie backing me up, no offense.
Wesley: Very little taken.

Jameel: Demon's got eyes and ears all over the place, not to mention teeth.

Cordelia: I am so sick of dust.
Angel: I can't lift my arm all the way.
Gunn: Vamp did a number on my ribs.
Wesley: I'm afraid I threw my back out again.

Cordelia: When you do find him, you may want to be a little more Guy Pearce in "L.A. Confidential" and little less Michael Madsen in "Reservoir Dogs."
Gunn: I haven't bothered to see a movie since Denzel was robbed of the Oscar for "Malcolm X."

Cordelia: What is it with ghosts and cold rooms?

Cordelia: I've also got this. Mace.
Gunn: Mace?
Cordelia: Squirt squirt right in the eye?
Gunn: You expecting me to be jumped by a couple of purse-snatching demons?

Gunn to Cordelia: You know, I gotta tell you, you are one high-maintenance chick.

Darla to Angel: I could just eat you up.

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