Quotes from Untouched

Cordelia: You can't fire me. I'm vision-girl.

Angel: You wanna gawk, go home and watch a high-speed chase on Fox!

Bethany: What are you?
Angel: I've come to help you. My name is Angel.
Bethany: Great, I stabbed an angel, now I'm really never getting into heaven.
Angel: I'm not an angel. It's just a name.

Lilah: Work just got insane, and our new clients are monsters.

Cordelia: Stop moving!
Angel: I'm not.
Cordelia: Well, then stop breathing.
Angel: I don't breathe.
Cordelia: Then stop flexing your manly boob muscles or whatever.

Angel: Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a rebar through your torso?
Cordelia: Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education.

Gunn: You all, I come. Loaded for bear, ready for battle, and something else that starts with "B."

Gunn: The fair Cordelia. You still saving my life.
Cordelia: Every minute.
Gunn: How's that working out.
Cordelia: You're alive, aren't you?

Cordelia: There's not enough yuck in the world.

Bethany: People are pathetic.
Angel: I don't know, I like 'em. The time I've lived I've seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple fashion trends I constantly pray to forget, but I see people try. I see them try to do better.

Angel: I was having a nightmare.
Bethany: It looked like a pretty happy dream... or maybe the covers were just rumpled.

Bethany: I can make you happy.
Angel: You wouldn't like me when I'm happy.

Gunn: See, this works great. You break, I enter.

Bethany: You're right, this is great.
Cordelia: It's the vanilla that makes the mocha less latte-y.
Bethany: Yeah. Where I'm from, y'know, the still just have coffee.

Lilah: Shut up! Just shut up. One more excuse from you and I am going to bury you alive next to my house so I can hear you screaming.

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