Quotes from Dear Boy

Cordelia: According to my figures, if we're frugal and garner some paying clientele soon, we're financially sound through last Wednesday.

Angel: Are you all right? You're sure you don't want to sit down? Cordelia: If I sit I'll throw up in my head.

Gunn: My uncle Theo always said, never buy a dull plow and never get in the middle of a religious war.
Cordelia: You really have a uncle Theo?
Gunn: No, but it's still good advice.

Cordelia: He's off his game.
Gunn: Since when is it a game?

Angel: You always come up with something new.
Darla: Keeps me young.

Wesley: He's an eccentric. All the great ones are: Sherlock Holmes, Phillip Marlowe...
Mr. Jeakins: Those are fictional characters.
Wesley: Yes, right you are, which gives Angel rather a leg up, when you think of it.

Darla: He got a soul and it sickened me. All that power wasted on a whiny mopey do-gooder. God, I could eat his eyeballs.

Cordelia: Angel Investigations, we solve big problems for small prices.

Gunn: So, he and Darla together, bad combo?
Wesley: They rampaged through half the known world, until Angel got a soul.
Cordelia: Imagine Bonnie and Clyde... if they had 150 years to get it right.

Lindsey: Woman should have her own series.

Darla to Angel: You see? No matter how good a boy you are, God doesn't want you... but I still do.

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