Quotes from Guise Will Be Guise

Cordelia: They have vampire detectors.
Gunn: We know. It's cool. He's got a plan.
Wesley: A plan?
Angel: Yeah. I get to the office before they stop me.
Gunn: See? What? That was the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?

Angel: I guess I'm a little, um, rocky.
Karaoke host: You're "Rocky" and "Rocky II" and half of the one with Mr. T.

Karaoke host: You don't have to sing. A break for you, a break for me, and a break for Mr. Manilow.

Karaoke host: Lovely! That was Cher-ific, boys.

Angel: I thought we were gonna talk about my problems.
T'ish: That car is your problem, pal. It says everything about you.
Angel: The car?
T'ish: Yes, the car. You live in L.A. It's all about the car you drive.
Angel: I really don't think...
T'ish: Vampire, living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself?

Wesley: Dear God, that's.... nummy.

Magnus to Wesley: You're going to get out of my house now, loser. Take the piece with you.
Cordelia: Piece? Is that supposed to be me? Get off me!

Cordelia: Angel, Gunn, what happened?
Angel: He got hit.
Cordelia: By who? The swami? Swamis don't hit, swamis swam.

Angel: What's going on? Were you in Virginia?
Wesley: That's beside the point.

Wesley: Release her or die.
Angel: Don't I say that?

Magnus: She's impure? She's not a virgin? You...
Gunn: Whoa, that's what impure meant?
Cordelia: She slept with him?
Magnus: You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him, he's a eunuch.
Cordelia: You slept with her?
Angel: A eunuch?
Wesley: Things happen, two young people, danger....
Virginia: What are you talking about?
Magnus: She was a virgin before you got here.
Virginia: I was not a virgin!
Magnus: What?
Wesley: Oh, thank goodness.
Gunn: I could have told you she wasn't no virgin.
Angel: I'm not a eunuch.
Cordelia: One day as Angel, one day and he's getting some.
Magnus: What? How could you? I kept you away from all men.
Angel: The curse isn't even all that clear.
Virginia: Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was sixteen? And the one at eighteen? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.
Magnus: Ginny, don't do this, don't make me angry.
Virginia: Right, because then you might do something bad. You were going to kill me! You are not my father anymore.
Angel: I'm not a eunuch.

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