Quotes from The Shroud Of Rahmon

Wesley: It all went horribly wrong.

Wesley: I'm quite good with the ladies myself, you know.

Wesley: What happened to your hair?
Cordelia: Excuse me?
Wesley: Your hair. It's new - it's great! When did this happen?
Cordelia: Ten days ago.

Wesley: Have you seen Angel? I thought I might check on him. He doesn't seem to be doing much with his time lately.
Cordelia: Au Contraire. His day is packed. Brood about Darla. Brood about Darla. Lunch, followed by a little Darla brooding.
Wesley: Right. Enough is enough. I'm gonna march up there and tell him just that.
Cordelia: Nice posturing.
Wesley: Thank you!

Wesley: That's good. He's getting out. Something I'm gonna do myself right now.
Cordelia: A-huh, time to traipse off to your shallow, soul-sucking Hollywood party?
Wesley: Premiere, actually. And I happen to have an extra ticket...
Cordelia: Who does shallow better than me?

Lester: He's cool, right?
Gunn: He's cool.
Lester: You know, not that I'm prejudiced, I just hate vampires.
Angel: You're enlightened, I can tell.
Lester: See? See how they do? See man? They mess with your mind, man!

Gunn: Since when do I take orders from you?
Angel: Since I'm paying you.
Gunn: This ain't no paying gig. I brought it to you.
Angel: And I'm taking it from here. If I can shut it down, great. If not, I'll protect him.
Gunn: And what am I supposed to do? Sit home and knit?
Angel: I could use a sweater. Something dark.

Kate: You afraid I'll get hurt?
Angel: No, I'm afraid you'll get killed.

Angel: What happened?
Cordelia: It's not blood, it's cocktail sauce, courtesy of Mr. Star-Schmoozer here.
Angel: I mean to your head. Your hair. It looks great. When did this happen?
Cordelia: Ten days ago. Pay attention.
Angel: Why doesn't anybody tell me any of this stuff?
Wesley: We, uh, had a little mishap. With the little shrimp...and the sauce...and her dress.
Angel: You were at a party.
Cordelia: You know, party, soiree, night of a thousand humilations....
Wesley: I spilled it on her in front of Mr. Fat Chow - Chow...
Cordelia: Chow Yun Fat!
Angel: What, you met Chow Yun Fat?!

Cordelia: Yeah! It'll be just like old times, right Angel? Meeting evil face to face, kicking evil's booty! Wes and I will crank up the research machine and you'll.... What will you do again?
Angel: They're bringing a vampire in from Las Vegas tonight. His name is Jay-Don. He's got a rep. If he's involved, it's a big heist.
Wesley: I've heard of him. Isn't he a...
Cordelia: ...deadly killer?
Wesley: Well, that of course.

Angel (as Jay-Don): I hate waiting. You got anybody to eat around here?

Angel (as Jay-Don): Alright, I know a Vajnu demon, professional driver, never opens his mouth.
Gunn: Yeah and I know a vampire that better shut his!

Wesley: Click on recent acquisitions. Right there. There!
Cordelia: I got it! Jeez, back seat surfer!

Wesley: Shroud of Rahmon. Have you ever heard of it?
Cordelia: I'm not big on shrouds. They're an 'after you die' outfit.

Cordelia: Why is it always virgin women who have to do the sacrificing?
Wesley: For purity, I suppose.
Cordelia: This has nothing to do with purity. This is all about dominance, buddy. You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice, the world would be atheist like that.

Cordelia: I get the picture. So in order to take his mind off the torment that is Darla, we sent Angel after a box that makes you crazy.

Gunn: I feel something weird in here.
Spine Demon: Humans always got to feel something about everything. And they always got to tell you about it. 'I'm so happy, I'm so sad, I'm so scared.' Makes me sick.
Angel: Oh now I like it when they're scared. Makes them taste kind of...salty.
Spine Demon: Did I ask for your opinion, you overgrown leech?
Angel: Oh please! Altoids, aisle four!

Angel: Shut up and lift, Lester!
Gunn: Don't give me orders, Elvis!

Angel: Try holding up your corner, Les.
Gunn: Who died and made you corner monitor?

Kate: You're here to warn Angel about my hair.
Wesley: It's blonde!

Wesley: It's not the shroud's effects on him that worry me as much as...
Cordelia: As what? My stealing? I returned everything, I swear.

Cordelia: So on top of everything else, we may have reawakened his bloodlust?
Wesley: Yes.
Cordelia: Hmmm....full day's work, then.
Wesley: I think so.

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