Quotes from The Trial
Wesley: What's he doing down there?
Cordelia: How should I know? He barely says good morning and get me a glass of blood anymore.
Angel: Don't you just love it when they're still warm from the dryer? Wrinkle free? Heh, right. After you iron it for about fifteen minutes.
Vampire: Oh, what, you want me to make you?
Darla: Why do you think I came into this bar? For the snacks?
Vampire: Sweetheart, in this bar you are the snacks.
Angel: This isn't you, Darla.
Darla: You know, just because we had a thing for a hundred and fifty years, don't presume you know me.
Darla: I know a thing or two about mind games. So do you. We played them together for over a century.
Cordelia: Yeah, but you were just souless blood-sucking demons. They're lawyers.
Angel: She's right. We were amateurs.
Angel: I may not be able be able to come in, Lindsey, but...
Lindsey: Wipe your feet.
Angel: What?
Lindsey: Today something like that could be cleared up with a few antibiotics, if you catch it in time. We're about a month and, what, four-hundred years too late.
Cordealia: I'm sorry, but after four-hundred years of death and destruction, seems to me you get voted off the island.
Angel: Aren't you supposed to be reading her?
Host: I'm a channel surfer. Look, you're a big hunk of hero sandwich...
Angel: I'm either coming back with a cure, or you're about to see something kinda funny.
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