Quotes from Birthday

Cordelia: Next time Angel decides to blow something up he's cleaning his own scorch marks.

Angel: Whoa, dirty people, not touching the baby.
Cordelia: But pig-drinking bloodsuckers are okay? I meant that in a nice way.

Cordelia: I'm fine... you guys... I'll be okay... I'm just... dead?

Cordelia: Does nobody care that there is a girl in Reseda that is about to be fed to a no-eyed three-mouthed monster?!

Wesley: Fred studied Cordy's latest CAT scans. The news isn't good. The tests show widespread neuroelectrical deterioration.
Cordelia: That's just a fancy way of saying...
Angel: She's dying.
Cordelia: I think I like the fancy way better.

Cordelia: I don't want to die.
Skip: So don't.

Angel: I'm more afraid of her dying than she is.

Skip: I'm gonna make you a star.

Gunn: Hey, is it true that you and Wes were... y'know, that you had a little...?
Cordelia: Humiliating kiss where he drooled all over my chin? Yeah, but I've worked really hard to repress it.

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