Quotes from Waiting in the Wings

Cordelia: I was a ditzy bitch in Sunnydale, coulda had any man I wanted. Now I'm all superheroey and the best action I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with a loofah.
Wesley: I'm sorry, I missed that last part.
Cordelia: You are a gentleman.

Angel: We are steppin' out.

Angel: I saw their production of Giselle in 1890. I cried like a baby. And I was evil!

Fred: Then we have to find a dress for you, something that will make Angel crazy.
Cordelia: Fred, sweetie, Angel is crazy.

Fred: My God, you're so pretty.
Gunn: You know, there's not a lot of people who could say that to me and live, but... the way you look? There's no way I could fight you.

Angel: Back in the day I'd always get box seats... or I'd just eat the people who had 'em.
Cordelia: Don't let's reminisce.

Cordelia: Dancing vampires. Who's not scared?

Cordelia: You want I should distract him, make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry, you're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.

Cordelia: I'm only alive when you're inside me.

Cordelia: Open the damn door.
Angel: Kinda hard...
Cordelia: Kinda noticed....

Cordelia: We have to go back in.
Angel: I'm marvelling at the wrongness of that idea.
Cordelia: You wanna wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next... ever?

Cordelia: So long as nothing is removed or inserted, it's all forgotten.

Cordelia: Up to his ass in demon gore, fine, but ask him to mack on a hottie and he wigs. My champion, ladies and gentlemen.

Wesley: Someone's in pain.
Fred: Either that or someone's in fun.

Gunn: Any idea where we are or what the hell?

Ballerina: I don't dance. I echo.

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