Quotes from The Price

Groo: Angel, you and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion, fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words.
Angel: Okay.
Groo: Pomegranate mist is the wrong color for this room.
Angel: What?

Gavin: You know, despite our differences, when a co-worker tries to pat you on the back...
Lilah: I check for the knife.

Juice bar guy: Look out, dude's got Ebola or something!
Groo: This Ebola is a weapon forged in magic?
Lorne: Nah, forged in monkey poo.

Cordelia: You think the powers beam me pretty pictures purely for my amusement? They tell me when someone's in danger and that someone is you.
Angel: Oh, gee, I'm in danger. What else is new?

Lilah: Do you have a point, or are you just waxing my desk with your ass for fun?

Groo: I instructed you not to move.
Cordelia: Well, gee, forgive me for saving my own life.

Fred: Oh, it really doesn't like you.
Angel: The feeling's mutual.

Cordelia: We have a pool?

Lilah: Fine, play your little games. I've gotta go save my mortal enemy.

Groo: You are truly a goddess.
Cordelia: Well, demoness, anyway. Mmm, beats horns and a tail.
Lorne: Hey, I'm standing right here.

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