Quotes from Quickening

Darla: Are you going to do it, or am I?

Holtz: What of England? Does it survive the years and destruction?
Sahjhan: Yes. It went through a rough patch about sixty years ago, but it's mostly unchanged. Warm beer, boiled meat, bad teeth. That's why I moved to L.A.

Cordelia: You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me and her evil love child? *smack* Okay, I'm in.

Lilah: If you don't tell me right now I'm gonna have your skin peeled off and stapled back on inside out.

Darla: Something's wrong. The pain...
Angel: You like pain.
Darla: This is different. I want it out. Now!

Linwood: A man works hard, builds something, waters it, grows rich and powerful, leaves his wife for a younger beauty... these are the reasons we take certain blood oaths.

Holtz: Be a man and show your face.
Sahjhan: I'm not a man. What I mean is...
Holtz: You're not human.
Sahjhan: But clearly masculine. You get that, right?

Sahjhan: I'll take you to them... two centuries into the future.
Holtz: Through black magic and sorcery?
Sahjhan: No, on a mule cart. Of course through black magic and sorcery, I'm a demon.

Sahjhan: Boy, you vengeful types aren't good at playing with others, are you?

Darla: My little parasite.

Angel: I'm gonna have a son.

Angel: Anybody hurt?
Cordelia: Nothing a couple of band-aids and a pint of Heath Bar Crunch can't fix.

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