Quotes from Calvary

Gunn: Instead of just worrying about the big bad rock-eater, we got darth vampire livin' in the basement.

Angelus: Chicks just love a good accent. Makes 'em all buttery in their nether regions. Isn't that right, Fred? Y'know, I had a bit of Irish brogue back in the day. If you like, I can use it on you when I rape you to death.

Angelus: Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.

Lilah: Why is he picking on us? We're the bad guys.
Angelus: Apparently, not bad enough.

Angelus: There's something bigger. There's something worse. The Beast has a boss.

Angelus: Big moves for a guy whose head is made out of rock.
Cordelia: Maybe he got smarter.
Angelus: And maybe I'll sprout wings and flutter away.

Angelus: I guess when you think about it, for the first time in your life, you just weren't dark enough.

Lorne: What in the hell is succu-bitch doing here?
Cordelia: Still trying to figure that out.

Connor: Nice.
Gunn: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta keep whackin'.

Cordelia: Seven talismans built to spec. Sometimes I hate this life. Dumpster diving for week-old buffalo wings? Definitely not in the job description.
Fred: Try de-clawing scavanged road kill for three sacred talons.
Cordelia: Never do I have the happy frolicking puppy visions. Always bones and death and....
Connor: We got the skull of the Soul Eater.
Cordelia: I'm just sayin'.

Angelus: I'll still be around long after your corpses rot.

Cordelia: You might even be their only hope, Obi-Wan.

Angelus: What happened to pedestrians? Human pedestrians? Is there no fast food left in Los Angeles?!

Lilah: He's gonna kill us.
Cordelia: I know. Why do you think I let him out, you stupid bitch?

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