Quotes from Players

Lorne: Well, put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school.

Gunn: Well, congratulations... you're gonna have a grandspawn.

Cordelia: You'll see. My baby will be here soon and then you'll all see.

Gunn: I'm thinkin' James Bond never looked this fine.
Gwen: I'm thinkin' you're right.
Gunn: Of course, I'd feel better if we were packing some of his secret weapons.
Gwen: Charles, we are the secret weapons.

Gunn: You know, I can't believe I actually took time out of the apocalypse for this!

Angel: Try this one.
Wesley: Something about strangling poultry.

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