Quotes from The Magic Bullet
Angel: How do you do that?
Jasmine: Mandarin's not so tough when you've been around a zillion years.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people.
Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world.
Lorne: You been sneakin' peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo?
Connor: It just kinda popped out.
Fred: You don't live here?
Creature: Do you live in a dirt hole?
Creature: Do you want to live in a dirt hole?
Creature: Then why the hell do you think I live in a dirt hole?
Fred: You're a demon.
Creature: I'm an executive demon, thank you very much. I had an office, and an assistant, and a beautiful porcelain cup for my tea. Now I'm in a dirt hole.
Lorne: As scrump-dilly-icious as these hot dishes are, they'd be a whole lot tastier if our cocoa-colored queen were here.
Wesley: If Jasmine says Angel is to die, he dies.
Connor: You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jasmine: My sweet boy.
Connor: Where are those people?
Jasmine: I ate them.
Lorne: Tonight, the role of Judas Escariot will be played by Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok clan.
Angel: I'm not leaving this hotel without my son.
Wesley: I'll get him. I've kidnapped him before.