Quotes from Spin the Bottle

Angel: We were meeting in Malibu on the bluffs at night... that's a pretty romantic restraining order.

Cordelia: You have no idea how much this is killing me. I know my ABCs, my history. I know who's president, and that I sort of wish I didn't. I know the name of every shoe store in Beverly Center, but I don't... I don't even recognize the sound of my own name.

Lorne: So, I'm an idiot. What are you? Perfect?

Gunn: Oh good, symbols on the floor. That always goes well.

Gunn: What happened to you, man?
Wesley: I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me.

Cordelia: Hello, salty goodness.

Angel: Now I've come to hell.
Gunn: Well, hell's a lot nicer than my place.

Wesley: All right! Nobody scream... or touch my arms.

Angel: It's the devil.
Fred: Why's the devil sleepy?

Cordelia: I kind of have filled out even more.
Fred: And I... apparently ain't gonna.

Angel: I'm a vampire. They're gonna kill me.

Wesley: What type of demons would you say?
Angel: Shiny.

Wesley: The cross obviously doesn't affect me, or our friend the pugilist.
Gunn: Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.

Cordelia: She's the tasty one! Look at her, half of her is neck.

Cordelia: You killed that freak and you're getting a big reward.
Connor: You mean it?
Cordelia: Hoo doggy.

Angel: Were we in love?
Cordelia: We were.

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