Quotes from Conviction

Gunn: I want the one on the left. This one makes me feel a little bit less out of place. I'd say seventeen percent less. Plus, little bit of a view of the moutains. I've lived my whole life in L.A., now I find out they're mountains. A brother should be told.

Gunn: We could switch if you don't like the, y'know, the, kung pao or whatever.
Wesley: Feng shui.
Gunn: Right. What's that mean again?
Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, feng shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

Eve: Things are always more complicated than they seem, champ.

Eve: You'll feel like a new man.

Angel: Can I get a cup of coffee? Or, if there's blood...?

Harmony: The extra ingredient is otter.

Angel: I'm not allowed to hit people?
Wesley: Not people capable of genocide.
Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be able to hit!

Spanky: Vampire.
Angel: Capital V. And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.

Knox: Oh, okay, he was fired. Oh, no, I'm sorry, he was set on fire.

Eve: The rest of the world, including your best friends, never even heard of Connor.
Angel: That's not a name I want passing through your lips.
Eve: And what would you like passing through my lips?
Angel: News flash: you're not cute when I'm angry.

Angel: So, it turns out, with this new deal and all, I own a helicopter.

Angel: There is one thing more powerful than conviction. Mercy.

Wesley: Spike.
Angel: Spike.
Harmony: Blondie bear?