Quotes from Soul Purpose

Lindsey: Spike. Get any intersting mail lately?
Spike: Who the bloody hell are you?
Lindsey: Your new best friend.

Angel: Are we doing this because it's right or because it's cost-effective?
Gunn: Uh, well, a little of both, actually.

Woman: Thank you, thank you! That thing was gonna kill me.
Spike: Well, what do you expect, out alone in this neighborhood. I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half wit.
Woman: What?
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Woman: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Well, take a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van. Stupid cow.

Spike: I'm the hero.

Eve: That's the spirit! Solving problems by throwing money at them. You're starting to get the hang of this job.

Harmony: Anytime something come in with runes on it, I'm supposed to tell Angel immediately. And not try to read the runes myself. 'Cause that can cause a fire.

Fred: Let's take a look under the hood.

Fred: There's your heart! What do you know, it is a dried up little walnut.

Fred: I can't seem to find anything wrong with you... I mean, except that you're empty. There's nothing left. Just a shell. I think I can hear the ocean in there.

Spike: I'm just a working-class bloke fulfilling his destiny. It was nothing, really.
Angel: Nothing? Spike, you single-handedly ended armageddon and turned the world into a happily ever after candy mountain place where all our dreams come true.

Fred: Hey, Harmony. Um, any word from Angel?
Harmony: Um, haven't heard a peep.
Fred: Maybe we should call him, check in?
Harmony: Act like we care? Good plan.

Spike: No need to thank me. Just helping the helpless.

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