Quotes from Hellbound

Spike: Can't spirit the knick-knacks about, can't willy the locals. Bloody sad ghost I turned out.
Fred: I've told you before, you're not a ghost.
Spike: Chipper! Give us a hug.

Fred: It's about doing what's right. Remember?

Spike: Right, vampire ghost here, you sod, bloody well invented "afraid of the dark."

Angel: You save the world, you end up running an evil law firm.
Spike: Or playing Casper with one foot in the fire.

Angel: There was one thing about you.
Spike: Really?
Angel: Yeah. I never told anybody about this, but I liked your poems.
Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

Spike: Is this the part where I say, "Who's there?" and something creepy happens?

Fred: Should we hold hands?
Mystic: Only if you're lonely. Now zip it, and let me do my funky.

Spike: Don't kill him. If he becomes a spirit again we'll never stop him.
Angel: Fine, no killing, just a whole lot of bruising.

Fred: Just proves what I've been telling everybody.
Spike: That I'm a handsome devil that lights the place up?
Fred: That you're worth saving.

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