Quotes from The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

Lorne: Fred, sweetie, you're sorta like a woman.
Fred: Ooh, that's not a compliment.

Angel: Is that blood?
Gunn: Yeah, but it's okay, it's yours.
Angel: And how is that okay?

Gunn: I know legal weasels and business deals aren't as heroic to you as rescuing young honeys from tumescent trolls, but I love what we do.
Angel: Tumescent trolls?
Gunn: Pulled a little Johnnie Cochran on you.

Angel: Really hate this place.

Spike: Yes, the geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

Wesley: Another one was just found at a church after an All Souls mass.
Angel: All Souls?
Wesley: Prayers for the departed.
Spike: You should know that, being departed and all.

Wesley: Think predatory bird meets demonic gladiator.

5: Only a fool would want to be a champion.

Angel: Hey, Wes, did you ever hear that the devil built a robot?
Wesley: El diablo robotico. Why?
Angel: No one ever tells me anything.

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